Help Vampires: A Spotter’s Guide

Blog Post: Help Vampires: A Spotter’s Guide

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It’s so regular you could set your watch by it. The decay of a community is just as predictable as the decay of certain stable nuclear isotopes. As soon as an open source project, language, or what-have-you achieves a certain notoriety—its half-life, if you will—they swarm in, seemingly draining the very life out of the community itself. 

They are the Help Vampires. And I’m here to stop them.

Instead of consuming of ill-gotten hemoglobin, these vampires suck the very life and energy out of people. By nature they feed on generous individuals who tend towards helping others, and leave their victims exhausted, bitter and dispirited. 


∞ This link was created on March 29, 2022 ∞